foodthathurts

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“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

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“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

one of my favorite genera of meme is just poorly removing letters to make it say a m o n g u s . Top tier stuff

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

Serial Experiments Lain (1998)

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

Obi Wan and Anakin piloting a giant mech Pacific Rim style

Is that anything?

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

MON ST MEY THDAY MEBY ULI NOET

C A N E N D A R

I finally saw the Venom horse movie

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

reblogging this because I love strange instruments

I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.

WOOF

Spatial Frequency.

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KnownOrigin / SuperRare / OBJKT / Zedge 

tea painting dump

theres a discord bot that edits videos now and it made this.

Anyone who uses those AI tools to get ideas for a creative project is a coward.

Not everything you make has to be good! You have to make shit sometimes, that's just how it works.

I'll be the first to admit, a lot of the stuff I've made is dog shit. But at least I made it! At least I had the hutzpah to actually create something on my own!

Part of the creative process is being bad at something. Don't try to make masterpieces, just make.

w h a t s h o w i s t h a t p l e a s e

Y’all remember this show?

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

I was today years old when I learned that "piqued" your curiosity is spelled different that mountain peak.

i need to turn more people onto the madness that is vulo lives

vulo lives is a series by filmcow, who you would know for cartoons like "charlie the unicorn" or "llamas with hats" among other hits. it started as twitch livestreams which you can also find backlogged (they're entertaining too) but they stopped streaming & made this youtube series instead

it's a talk show! the host is a face-borrower, a horrific creature wearing the face of a catgirl named christine. it interviews unhinged versions of cartoon & video game characters. that premise alone should be enough to pique your curiosity, if you're the type for this kind of humor then it lands pretty well i think

one of the coolest parts to me personally is that every episode ends with a live action segment of a fuckin' awesome looking puppet named relno the storykeeper who narrates a real life tale about american crime & cia scandals

anyway, here's a playlist of them if you're interested

& this bonus

It's super fun to eat plants in front of people who didn't know you could eat that plant. One time at work I bent down, picked a stem off a plant, and ate it right there. Right off the ground. And all my coworkers just looked at me like

😐

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732

https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World

This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.

The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.

I joined another server

I don't know why I keep joining discord servers I never do anything with them

I don't know why I keep joining discord servers I never do anything with them