I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.
Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already
due to personal reasons i will be attempting to destroy etheria
when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically
hey just a heads up/warning for those of you who don't do well dealing with the heavy subjects or videos portraying violent acts, sandyhook promise has a new gun violence school shooting PSA that is probably going to be going viral and is slated to play on television and in AMC movie theaters and it's pretty heavy, especially at the end. I know it's a topic that needs to be discussed but it's not a video that everyone will be able to watch, so just a warning for those of you that might not be able to handle it.
tfw when all your friends have partners but all you have is alcohol and a crush on an 8 foot tall sword lady
i dont know what to caption this
Standing in line with other gay girls yesterday made me realize that, even if I’m super comfortable and open with being gay online and in my mind, I still have a lot of internalized homophobia and shame in me. Every time I heard the word gay or lesbian my brain would think “don’t say that, someone might hear you” and… it’s fucked up. Also, being mostly in the closet and not having a single gay friend doesn’t help at all. Hayley’s music helped me a lot but I will have to work on myself even harder to change that.
Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)
me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*
tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”
me:
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
mal: this is my crew!
uma: this is my squad!
mal: this is my turf!
evie: are y’all being deadass rn? literally auradon is about to DIE and y’all have the nerve to think it’s perfectly okay to sit here and argue??? at a time like this? literally what’s not clickin? what’s not clicking?