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Things I've heard in my first days of High School

"it's okay bee!! You can go on MY hand"

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"you guys all got coffee? is there something IN the coffee?"

"WEED FOR LIFE"

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"do you buy lunch or bring it?"

"yes."

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"I wanna eat my piece of fucking chocolate"

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"you need to walk a little faster." "sorry, I'm making out with my boyfriend at the IMC!"

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Happy holigays from the one and only cat lesbian!

(Happy International Lesbian Day!!!)

Ellen: So I hear you’re a fan of Zootopia

Me: Yeah it’s my favorite movie

Ellen: *shoots me in the neck with a night howler pellet*

Me: Omg Ellen you didn’t

SNJCKNSJCNSN THIS IS ADORABLE

Best headcanon of spiderman. Pass it on. 

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

Come get this dick-fil-a

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