11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

Excuse the low quality but the origin of the iconic line in @snapscube fandub of Sonic 06

pov: the pandemic but it happened in 2009

Has this been done before?

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

Catra’s, like, so gay, dude

Kristen Stewart gifs (x)

tall girl (2019): “you think your life is hard. i’m a high school junior and i’m wearing size 13 nikes. mens 13 nikes. beat that.”

poc, lgbtq, disabled people, those going through poverty:

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have acne

are currently running on minimal sleep

never brush your hair

Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.

spend too much time on tumblr

no one will know which one it is!

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

Hey Siri, at what point in my life will I be able to check out girls without feeling a sense of shame