Im Translating Russian Memes For Practice And I... Theyre So Fucking Funny

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my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

I run better than I swing.

hi yes henlo how do you do the 3D look with your line art? it is a very neat look and i have seen it in other artists’ work as well but idk how to replicate that effect :/ quick tutorial, if you don’t mind? ^w^

hmmm well! there’s lots of different methods and different results when it comes to 3D-ish effects in art, but personally, i do it like this:

1) I…….. well, have the casual normal black/dark lineart at first: 

2) (This usually happens after I’ve finished coloring and shading my drawing) I copy-paste my lineart and color it red, and then I put it under the casual/black lineart, and move it a little to the right: 

3) I do it once again, but this time, instead of red, i color it blue (cyan? cyan), and move it slightly to the left:

aaaaand THAT’S IT! nsxkjsjks I usually also erase the red/blue lineart in places where the 3D-ish effect makes it hard to read the drawing (for example, on the entire face, or places where there are lots of messy brush strokes next to each other, like hair), and sometimes playing aroud with the linearts’ opacity slightly might do the trick too.

And yeah, it doesn’t have to be red and blue! Honestly, it mostly depends on the drawing’s color palette; as long as it’s two different, vibrant colors, it’ll work.

Here, some examples:

due to personal reasons i will be attempting to destroy etheria

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

Me explaining why Evie and doug aren’t a good couple for the millionth time:

My dad and brother:

We got lost together.

“A long-term study of children raised by lesbians found that these children were less likely to suffer from physical and sexual abuse than were their peers who were raised by heterosexuals. This is thought to be due to the absence of adult heterosexual men in the households (Gartrell, Bos, & Goldberg, 2010). Girls raised by lesbians tend to have higher self-esteem, show more maturity and tolerance than their peers, and are older when they have their first heterosexual contact (Gartrell et al., 2005, 2010). Children raised by same-sex parents seem to be less constrained by traditional gender roles; boys are less aggressive, and girls are more inclined to consider nontraditional careers, such as doctor, lawyer, or engineer (Gartrell et al., 2005; Stacey & Biblarz, 2001). Over the course of more than 20 years, scientists studied the psychological adjustment of 78 teenagers who were raised by lesbian mothers. Compared to age-matched counterparts raised by heterosexual parents, these adolescents were rated higher in social, academic, and total competence, and lower in social problems, rule-breaking, aggression, and externalizing problem behavior (Gartrell & Bos, 2010). There are fewer studies of children raised by two men, but gay fathers are more likely than straight fathers to put their children before their career, to make big changes in their lives to accommodate a child, and to strengthen bonds with their extended families after becoming fathers (Bergman, Rubio, Green, & Padrone, 2010).” ~ Martha Rosenthal, Human Sexuality: From Cells to Society, p.247.

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.