They Mean So Much To Mee

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

flirting: you look like you were made for my knife

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

something: *exists*

me: hmm okay

something: *is pink*

me: oooooh yes add to fuckin cart baby

Airport Rd, Chicken, Alaska.