I Want To Go To A Nice Field With Him And Have A Picnic. Holding Hands While We Walk Through The Grass

hello tumblr which one of you wants to be my friend that i fall in love with i need a cute bf to give me inspiration for my mlm posts

hey what if i was a prince and you saw me at a ball and approached me with an offer to dance ... what if we started dancing and realized how well we worked with one another and started talking... what if u started visiting me at my castle and bringing goodies from your castle. what if u were.. also a boy .

dark academia and royalty mlm PLEASE interact and dm me i am yearning.

Gets down on one knee and pulls out a tiny frog with a tiny crown:

When I toad you I loved you I meant it

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?

it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!

pictured: bear

pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:

but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!

the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions. 

like really, REALLY screws up.

but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.

and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!

the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.

“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”

now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!

humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.

NYEGH okay that is pretty awful. 

anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!

yk what would be amazing. if i was hanging out with a boy while we had music playing, he would show me all his favorite songs while we danced together and laughed and just embraced each other’s presence. just perfect.

I want to be chaotic with a boy, I want to playfully argue and do stupid ass shit like go to McDonald’s at 3 a.m and make out in the parking lot, is that too much to ask?

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

tired deserve 2 b held boys let me sleep in your arms

excuse me what? this is great

DID YALL FORGET THERE IS A WHOLE ASS UNUSED ASRA CG ORRRRR.....

NEW ARCANA FANS DESERVE TO KNOW