I Would Really Like To Hold A Boy. Be The Big Spoon While We Lay In Bed. Let Him Borrow My Hoodie. I

heye every one.

now that’s a tag

it’s raining and i want to hold someone. gay thoughts are taking over again. to comfort them as we listen to the thunder and the pouring rain hammer the roof. i want to hold somebody and say sweet things to them. tell them how much they mean to me and how much i love them. i can’t wait to get my cottage and live in it with a boy. off deep in the forest surrounded by creeks and moss and nature.

It's okay if your hands are cold to the touch bro, I'll still hold them happily

yk what would be amazing. if i was hanging out with a boy while we had music playing, he would show me all his favorite songs while we danced together and laughed and just embraced each other’s presence. just perfect.

so i normally keep my blog sfw but this is to good not to add

My job on the commune is to eat the rats in the grain storehouses. Also I give blowjobs.

Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?

it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!

pictured: bear

pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:

but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!

the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions. 

like really, REALLY screws up.

but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.

and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!

the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.

“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”

now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!

humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.

NYEGH okay that is pretty awful. 

anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

haha, nerd (im in love with you)

It is indeed the life we all deserve

Want to go on dates and hold a boys hand and love him