I Want To Wake Up In The Morning To Make Some Toast Or Something, And I Want Him To Walk Up Behind Me

i also deserve praise when will the gods send boy my way there are so many boys on tumblr where are you ur here somewhere

I didn’t know snog was a word but gods it’s a wonderful one

Alexander Hamilton, known bi, watching his namesake, First Son of the free country he helped create, snog Georgie iii’s great great great great great grandson: yeeeee

homie i rebloged it from you don’t try it>:)

god I need to have some flirty banter with suggestive comments and touchy hands and end up making out on their lap or shoved against a wall

You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

i really can’t comprehend what’s happening here this is cursed? i’m not even sure anymore

Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????

want boy to talk to for hours on end want boy to be held by/ hold let me lay in ur lap i deserve it

Want to go on dates and hold a boys hand and love him

It's okay if your hands are cold to the touch bro, I'll still hold them happily