My Partner And I Only Really See Each Other In A Place That Doesn’t Really Let Us Touch Much But When

Gets down on one knee and pulls out a tiny frog with a tiny crown:

When I toad you I loved you I meant it

I didn’t know snog was a word but gods it’s a wonderful one

Alexander Hamilton, known bi, watching his namesake, First Son of the free country he helped create, snog Georgie iii’s great great great great great grandson: yeeeee

so i normally keep my blog sfw but this is to good not to add

My job on the commune is to eat the rats in the grain storehouses. Also I give blowjobs.

i also deserve praise when will the gods send boy my way there are so many boys on tumblr where are you ur here somewhere

yk what would be amazing. if i was hanging out with a boy while we had music playing, he would show me all his favorite songs while we danced together and laughed and just embraced each other’s presence. just perfect.

Reblog if you think boys deserve at least three compliments per day

not mlm or forest but i feel like i’m being cast to the wayside i feel like i’m not important to anyone let alone them and i feel like i’m not on their mind in the slightest anymore it’s upsetting but i’ve gotten used to this kind of thing sorry for venting on my little gay blog

hey can we plz run away from this town and move somewhere else, start a new life together. we can move to nyc where you're never lost. we can watch broadway together and live above a coffee shop. would you like that? cause i would.

white baby naming culture but instead of the same boring name spelled 20 different ways, they start repurposing the names of every day objects

consider: a kindergartner named Silica Gel  

No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so