STRAWBOOTY Post Is Back 🍓

bless timothée chalamet for being this hot and bless anthony vaccarello for creating this outfit.

Timothée Chalamet wearing Saint Laurent at the Dune screening in London🇬🇧 (10/18/21)

100k slow burn friends to lovers

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I’ve never been clear on how much the rest of the galaxy knows about the Bene Gesserit. Like, the specifics of the Kwisatz Haderach program are presumably a secret, but everybody seems to know that they can do freaky microbiology shit like control the sex of their offspring and neutralize poison inside their bodies. They also know that they can basically mind-control people with their voices. And yet. They marry them? They willingly go “yeah sure let’s put these mysterious witches with secretive goals and freaky powers and a bizarre breeding scheme into positions of political influence at all levels, why not” and then wonder why the Bene Gesserit seem to be pulling strings in undesirable ways.

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

Appreciate this company’s commitment to demonstrating the size of their products in relation to Dune, an object whose size I am intimately familiar with

The way people treat Megan thee Stallion's bisexuality is so annoying like... it's all 'bi women don't owe you a detailed history of your relationships' until you Black and in the public eye

extremely urgent petition for editors to stop retouching this man's freckles, beauty marks, scars, smile lines, etc

Pedro please, explain this paranormal cuteness