Who Will Come Into My Kitchen And Be Hungry For Me!

something so poetic about this

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excuse me? 😭

can't fucking wait babes, i've been pestering my bf with timothée fashion for a week or two and even he's excited about this

Timmy will attend Venice film fest, confirmed by Alberto Barbera the artistic director of VFF. YES!

https://twitter.com/AlbertoBarbera2/status/1551609175091937283

I didn't doubt it for a second! 👏👏👏

considering my blog content this is lit'rally a tragedy luv and no cause for congrats

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

The historical break between Roman Catholicism and the Chuch of England bears many likeness to the historical break between the Lorax original cannon and the Onceler fandom. In this essay I will…

Lee from the movie Bones And All

Because Timmy is pretty and I love bloody boys.

i just need to hear timothée say “mon amour” once. then i will be pleased to leave this earth.