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Florence Pugh via Instagram on November 19, 2022

autofill is That Friend

Me: W

My browser's autofill: You remember that time you searched for "weatehr"? You wanna do that again. It's hurricane season so you'd better check the weatehr. You want me to show you today's weatehr forecast? Moron.

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

look, i reply to these not to spread negativity or dunk on the haters or get sympathy asspats, but to document and illustrate the kinda shit some of these people get up to if you dare to even vaguely criticise the sex pest they stan. a hit dog hollers and all that.

if you can't let shit slide or engage with criticism without flipping out and sending nonsensical bs to strangers, then you are insecure. you do deeply care what i and others think. which is fine, but like ... i'm just another bozo on tumblr. the notion that i should impact your day enough for you to carve out some time to act deranged in my inbox is weird. but as long as you're not using that time to target someone else, i'm ok with it. have fun.

What is wrong with u??.. why you're always talking bad about us and saying that Armie is ugly and a bad person?.. We are suffering because Timmy and people like you who are jelous and evil.... Stupid cunt we don't care what u think!! 😡🖕

of course you care what i think.

Even his shadow is hot

excuse me? 😭

NOT THE MOLD TALKING

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