Timmy Doing His Signature 🤟🏻 At Venice Film Festival

Sweet boys deserve a hand around their throat

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I’ve never been clear on how much the rest of the galaxy knows about the Bene Gesserit. Like, the specifics of the Kwisatz Haderach program are presumably a secret, but everybody seems to know that they can do freaky microbiology shit like control the sex of their offspring and neutralize poison inside their bodies. They also know that they can basically mind-control people with their voices. And yet. They marry them? They willingly go “yeah sure let’s put these mysterious witches with secretive goals and freaky powers and a bizarre breeding scheme into positions of political influence at all levels, why not” and then wonder why the Bene Gesserit seem to be pulling strings in undesirable ways.

timothée looks at keke the way i look at keke (and also timothée)

Love Keke. Tim's gotta try harder lol 🤣

You haters wait and see. Armie will bounce back and claim Timmy for his own. Then Tim won't need to fake it anymore. No more hotel room hookups on the down low. No more pap walks with ugly ass bitches. No more of Armie keeping things quiet because of custody battles. Most of all, no more of you fools cause you'll unstan Timmy once he's with his soul mate. We can bide our time forever. You'll burn out before us!

This has to be irony, right? Please, no one really believes this, do they??? 🤡🤡🤡

“Luca seeing me when I was 20, affirming me and telling me I have value as an artist and that my humanity was worthy of being captured in some way. It all sounds kind of vain but when that’s all you have, and that’s where your ambition leads you when forever reason when you’re not connected to a more normal youth or whatever. This man gave me a gift that I will be thanking him for the rest of my life.”

“And really these two and majorly Taylor who is so extraordinary everyday. This is really her movie. [She] brings so much intensity and vulnerability everyday that it was just a joy ride to be there with her. It was one of the highest honors of my young career.”

-Timothée talking about Luca and Taylor (Grazia Italia, IG: grazia_it)

aren't you people bored?

Umm, just because he's not looking for a serious relationship rn it doesn't mean he doesn't still do hook ups. He's clearly very busy with his career but he's also human. Just like people can't say he and Taylor are an item people can't say they aren't hooking up either. Better wait and see before claiming one way or another.

Sigh. I don't care if they are or they aren't. They could absolutely be together/hooking up/whatever. My stance is- I. Will. Not. Claim. To. Know. For. Certain. Either. Way. Based on what we have SEEN from them during PROMO. Full stop. Seems like some of you are just in it to say I told you so, one way or the other 🙄

i just need to hear timothée say “mon amour” once. then i will be pleased to leave this earth.

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

Chris Pine went full eldest daughter dissociating at family events and you know what good for him