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thanks for the fic idea 😌

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writers will be like "here's my current wip! can't wait to share more :)" and then you never hear about it again

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

100k slow burn friends to lovers

hellooooooooo

1. i dropped off the map because i have adhd and my hyperfixations change a lot

2. i absolutely do not care about the timothee / kylie thing, i just can't be bothered

3. that bleu de chanel ad popped up on hbo and jumpscared me in the best way, like i put my hand to my chest and gasped and everything

4. i just wanna read and write fanfic for christ's sake

i absolutely would smash that no question

some of my fav comments on timmy’s selfies

“i can bark btw.”

“blink if you need help.”

“it’s hard to keep defending you, tim.”

“i ain’t gay but hear me out.”

“she’s so craaaazzzyyyy love her!!!”

“weird way to propose, but yes.”

“he’s so babygirl.”

“picks his nose like a real man.”

If we’re being honest, most of us study our favourite character less like an entomologist studies a bug and more like an astronomer studies a distant star: drawing complicated inferences from extremely limited data, then getting tetchy about it when somebody else draws incompatible but equally well-supported inferences from the same data because it’s the fucking principle of the thing.

me @ hammer lol

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