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i hope this isn't a weird question but what's a cepo? as in your url

can i come live under a rock with u

Armie Hammer trending on Twitter had me going. “Please, tell me he’s in jail this time,” before I clicked. Nope. It’s just a weird NYT article about cannibalism being relevant in modern society, and so many people asked if Hammer was making his “comeback as a journalist” that it’s trending.

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

LOL You sound old and bitter. We can all tell you're mad that Timmy is in love with Armie and not some ancient bitch like you. Get well soon, sweetie!

i cannot express the depths of my sorrow at the fact that this was never made

she!!! ♡

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i don't remember who exactly said this, but someone on tumblr once wrote something along the lines of a lot of charmies don't actually like timothée, they just tolerate him because he's an avatar through which they can experience and be close to armie and it kinda blew my mind.

idrc if anyone likes a particular person or not, but it's very interesting how tim gets criticised for the most random, inconsequential shit (he flew on a plane! he had sex with a woman!) and armie can do something as small as show up wandering the streets of LA looking like a confused leather handbag with hedgehog hair and they're like ... shitting screaming crying cumming and writing elaborate headcanons on the nature of love and sexual orientation and perseverance in the face of hardship

it is genuinely fascinating to watch. why armie hammer? i get that taste is subjective, but why would someone's taste run so strongly to a shitty, predatory medium talent like him?

there are also strong elements of misogyny and homophobia in that sector of the fandom but i don't have the brainspace to get into that just yet

\\\imagine believing tim has done anthing compared to armie\\\

That's because at this point Charmies = Armie stans. Look at their posts, they regularly bring up Cabo to drag Timmy, they bash him for pap walks etc while they shield Armie from the smallest criticism and blame absolutely everything Armie does on everyone around him but himself. The Timmy fans who shipped Charmie at some point all left the ship because no one in their right mind would want someone they like with a pathetic loser like Armie.

I mean they think Timmy is the lucky one because he gets to be with Armie lmao. They're just Armie fangirls that begrudge Timmy's successful life lbr, why do you think they never like him to be out and about with his friends, colleagues or anyone that isn't their cannibal king. They treat him like Armie's bitch, when if anyone is the bitch in that equation it's broke pariah Armie.

the moment ✨

this was it

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

jesus christ for a brief moment i thought this was some bizarre and wonderful photo manip of patrick bateman.

like this idea sincerely inhabited me for a few seconds

Waiting… (2005)

idk why but the fucking haircut did something for me

bayeaux tapestry headass, why are you so damn fine

Watching The King and I am LITERALLY kicking my feet and giggling every time Timothee is onscreen like

no

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

I absolutely LOVE this look (October 2019) 🌷

if they don't put austin butler in feyd-rautha's metal speedo from the david lynch dune i WILL burn down the theater

What if they reprinted really gory and dark novels with those bland Canva clip-art covers you see on every Wattpad-sourced romcom these days

via @shuploc

Charlotte Rampling by Louie Banks, 2022.

honestly ... yeah i agree with this. i think of actors like mark ruffalo for example, who is capable of truly incredible things, and it kinda hurts my heart that in 50 years or so he'll be better remembered for his turn as bruce banner than for anything like spotlight or zodiac or shutter island.

i also think about tom holland, who is by far the most charming spiderman and seems to enjoy doing it — will this be more of a jumping off point for him? i hope so; baby can act. he more than held his own against robert pattinson in the devil all the time, which is saying a lot. i would hate to see him mostly cast in goofy shoot shoot bang bang bullshit after this.

i've seen quite a few "pedro pascal in marvel when?" type posts lately. i'm not inserting myself into the marvel vs ✨cinema✨ debate right now even though i have some thoughts about it, but i will say this: i can't imagine wishing for this poor man to get stuck in marvel hell for the next 10 years or so

i enjoy marvel properties on the whole — they're fun and sometimes genuinely emotionally resonant, but they do have a tendency to swallow up good actors and not spit out their withered husks until character death occurs

i guess what someone considers good acting is pretty subjective but also these people are wrong and their opinions are bad 😌

i've never really come across any valid criticisms of his acting. lately it mostly seems to be salty bros who are mad that their partners are into him, or people saying he can't be a good joel in the last of us because he can't grow a beard lmao

IDK how to feel when I see people say that Pedro is a mediocre or just straight up terrible actor. I mean I know they are entitled to their opinions, but those comments don’t sit right with me.

i've seen quite a few "pedro pascal in marvel when?" type posts lately. i'm not inserting myself into the marvel vs ✨cinema✨ debate right now even though i have some thoughts about it, but i will say this: i can't imagine wishing for this poor man to get stuck in marvel hell for the next 10 years or so

i enjoy marvel properties on the whole — they're fun and sometimes genuinely emotionally resonant, but they do have a tendency to swallow up good actors and not spit out their withered husks until character death occurs

Florence Pugh at the Valentino Haute Couture Fall 2022 show in Rome on July 8, 2022

sometimes i scroll on here like damn y'all are really writing 10,000 word multipart ddlg stalker murder vampire fics about ce doux bébé? my meowmeow?

My post: I’m going to kill myself

Someone in the tags reblogging my post: when dean and castiel made love

i hate when people are like oh ‘adult’ fiction sucks it’s all about divorce like first of all no it isnt and second of all divorce is awesome

i love you blue curtains i love you environmental significance i love you thematic imagery i love you rich subtext i love you the world around the characters being shaped by how they feel