YOU! ONCE YOU GET THIS, YOU HAVE TO SAY FIVE NICE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF AND SEND IT TO TEN OF YOUR FAVOURITE
YOU! ONCE YOU GET THIS, YOU HAVE TO SAY FIVE NICE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF AND SEND IT TO TEN OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOLLOWERS
So, needlesslycryptic and sunderlorn both dropped this one in my inbox—I’m in the polarizing position of being both unspeakably (DOES THIS MEAN THAT I’M A *FAVORITE*?!) flattered and put out that now I’ve got to run my truant self-regard to ground and put it to work. Thank you both. <3
1. At any paid job, I’m uncommonly diligent. I arrive at the timeclock every day just in time to absently stare through it for two minutes, swipe my card with more force than is strictly necessary, and then I’m in. I work singlemindedly every second of my shift, with efficiency, speed, and focus as my watchwords. When I walk I keep my eyes forward, hands clasped behind my back, and never stop to socialize or chatter. When customers or coworkers come to confer with me or ask a question, I don’t stop working to answer. I do both at once. So, um… I’m not well-liked, but my results are. Hooray?
2. I never gossip, spill secrets, or kiss and tell.
3. If you and I ever eat together, I’ll always eat more—so, your powers of restraint will look greater by comparison.
4. The way I ramble in writing you’d probably never guess this, but I have a talent for silence. Like, I can honestly go weeks without saying a word. Comfortably.
5. I’m… not too shabby a gifter, if I do say so myself. In all seriousness, I tend to devote weeks or months before a holiday to obsessively trawling through my memories for every tiny instance in which my prospective giftee has expressed even the most offhand desire, going years back if necessary, until I light on the thing. And I live my life listening for those moments, mentally tucking them away to be brought out again as needed. It’s worth it to me, too—every time my mother, for example, finally breaks through my very deliberately selected giftwrap and tears up when she sees what’s inside, my skull just echoes with vindicated maniacal mental laughter.
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Asexual Awareness Week: Day 2
[ IMAGE: A 9x9 aesthetic layout; the images are as follows, top to bottom, left to right: A Moon on a dark blue background, A hand dropping stars, A silhouette against the sky with drawings of planets and stars, A purple nebula, A drawn silhouette filled with space with “You only know a part of me. I am a universe of secrets.” above it, A purple Moon as it moves across the sky above a city, A star looking into a telescope that bends in a circle with the words “Discover Yourself” in the middle, A crescent moon on purple clouds, Black and white picture of two hands (palms up) covered in glitter that looks like stars.]
Heyyy woo! I’m finally ready to share this online~ This has just been my experience being Ace. I’m selling these at cons and will have them at MSP Spring Con (at the MN state fair grounds, yo!)
But I’ve also been trying out gumroad too - so you can get a pdf of it off there too if you want~
Anyone want a tarot or rune reading?
Send me $5 with a note that includes your email address and the word “tarot” or “runes” somewhere in it and I’ll email you a single-card reading. If you forget to specify tarot or runes, it’s dealer’s choice and I’ll pick whichever I feel like.
CashApp: $renn13queer
Venmo: @renniequeer (last 4 digits of my phone # are 1732)
PayPal: renniequeer@gmail.com
tarot readings
hey so my girlfriend is trying to get some extra cash doing tarot readings, she’s really good at them and I’m not just saying that…. I was the most skeptical person ever about these but there’s just something there and nowadays I’m way more open to spiritual stuff…
if you could support her that would be amazing. she’s been putting so much effort into all of it and only got one sale so far, so genuinely i’d appreciate it so so much!!
here’s a link to her shop: SimplyAWitch on Etsy
and to her instagram: simplyawitch
day 27 - daud, dishonored
happy pride month of 2020!
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