Dog Practicing His Angry Face

I have never laughed so frigging hard at a bumpersticker

This map shows all the major roads in the Roman Empire.

I learnt something today that I think is just beautiful. My grandmother was a very sick woman and pretty much housebound for the last of her life.  She derived great pleasure from watching her neighbour’s backyard chickens.  She adored these chickens.  Every time I called, she had new chicken drama to tell me—think Linda Belcher and the raccoons.   It turns out that at some point, their neighbour was no longer able to have chickens because due to a disability he could no longer afford to keep them.  My grandfather, upon learning this, immediately used his spending money to keep the neighbour in both chickens and chicken feed so that my grandmother would have chickens to watch since my grandfather didn’t have time to keep chickens at their home. He did this for ten years, guys.  TEN YEARS he secretly funded his neighbour’s backyard chickens so that my grandmother would have chickens to watch every day until the day she died.   That’s true love.

Wake up babe, the holy hand grenade of Antioch was just confirmed historically accurate

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

Ay, Jay. Ojalá te den una serie para ti solo.

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

Just as a heads-up, if you're one of the minority of people who actually use RSS (if you're here from Kitty you might be, or at least know of it): I deleted my account and data on Feedly today because, upon logging in, I was confronted with an advertisement/advisory that I could use their Premium Features to "Track the protests endangering your company's profits" or words to that effect.

After I got done vomiting rage blood, I elected to no longer use them to track webcomic feeds and like, one gaming news site. They almost certainly don't care about this, since I was not paying whatever rate they want to let you sort news by descending degree of outright lies, or whatever. That being said.

It is unlikely I have the means to make this happen, but it would make me very happy if they lost ANY number of users or experienced any degree of PR embarrassment for being fascist lickspittles.

I will also point out that a service that encourages corporate users to keep an eye on those damn dirty protestors, and which is thus choking itself on the boot, probably doesn't have the highest resistance to selling your shit or handing it over to any tom, dick or piggy who comes calling.

Anyway, fuck em', switch, think of it as the Chrome of RSS readers. Inoreader is supposed to be good.

Lieutenant Thomas Eugene Paris would be proud 🥲

All those hours wasted on the holodeck finally came in handy.