this was a RIDE and the end was a huge slap in the face
I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture
And asking them what Greek god it represents
i feel like tumblr will appreciate this
ok but like. space shanties.
there’s a thing that should definitely be a thing in sci-fi.
Commander Phoebe Willkinson, grey hair, attentive and unmotivated of the Schooner HMS Themis (10 guns)
Inspired by @focsle ‘s Whalin Lad Generator (perchance link here), I made a Dubiously 18th/19th Century Royal Navy Sailor generator, inspired by Master and Commander/the Aubreyad, The Terror and other Age of Sail stuff!
Make boat boys (not necessarily male) to have swashbuckling adventures or to cannibalise each other after failed expeditions!
saw a sponsored post about knotting. this is the only website
Every time we open a box here in the store, it reveals some kind of treasure. Today’s treasure is a map!
This is an embroidered map of Ireland, which is said to have been made in 1793. The outlines of the counties, as well as the decorative border have been stitched in what looks like chenille thread in muted colours. Smaller details such as the names and ship at the bottom have been worked in finer thread.
We love the area under the ship where the splitting fabric has been darned, it almost makes the sea look more realistic! A great example of the age of an object adding to its beauty and charm.
What treasures would you like to see from our store? With museums currently closed under UK lockdown restrictions we are missing browsing museums and galleries. If you are too, we would love to share more objects with you to help with your cultural fix! Comment below, or send us a message and we will try our best to help!
[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book
When everybody is online at the same time and the dash is thriving 😌
Ammonite Cabochon via fossilatelier
I learnt something today that I think is just beautiful. My grandmother was a very sick woman and pretty much housebound for the last of her life. She derived great pleasure from watching her neighbour’s backyard chickens. She adored these chickens. Every time I called, she had new chicken drama to tell me—think Linda Belcher and the raccoons. It turns out that at some point, their neighbour was no longer able to have chickens because due to a disability he could no longer afford to keep them. My grandfather, upon learning this, immediately used his spending money to keep the neighbour in both chickens and chicken feed so that my grandmother would have chickens to watch since my grandfather didn’t have time to keep chickens at their home. He did this for ten years, guys. TEN YEARS he secretly funded his neighbour’s backyard chickens so that my grandmother would have chickens to watch every day until the day she died. That’s true love.
I only use my ability to draw passable horses for evil. Related: centaur equestrianism.
This map shows all the major roads in the Roman Empire.
for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.