SCOUTS MOM IS ALIVE SHE IS NOT DEAD!!!!

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tf2 THANK FUCK I WOULDVE CRIED AGAIN

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freakinreal

9 months ago

the title of a post in the disco elysium subreddit, reading: "I just laughed at a gay man in public"

a negative steam review, reading: "Not sure how people enjoy this. I've never felt so pathetic and uncomfortable playing any character in a game before."

a gif of harry du bois (tall guy, green jacket and yellow pants, shoulder length brown hair) from disco elysium. he waves his gun in the air before pointing it into his own mouth, while crouching into some sort of defensive stance

a tweet by user @frienem, captioned "Burger time for baby". below are attached three images of a Harry Du Bois cosplay, featuring a white guy wearing glued-on mutton chops, a white collared shirt, a green jacket and a colorful necktie. he is eating a burger while looking absolutely dejected/devastated.

a simple 4 pannel cartoon comic. in the first panel, a figure tells another figure "Hey friend, check out this cool game". in the second and third, the first figure hands over a copy of disco elysium, to which the second figure responds "This is a book". shown is also a screenshot stating: "There are more than 1 million words, according to ZA/UM, which is more than all of J.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings". the comic ends with the first figure giving a thumbs up

text from a steam review reading: "This really is rooted in despair. I have tried multiple times to be a detective but it is rooted in negativity. I keep trying from a new game with different player modes but it's all still psychotic."

a tweet by Mia Mulder, username @Potatopolitics. the original tweet reads: "Harry, of course it's normal to get softer skin and breast tissue growth as a 46 year old man. I wouldn't have Titus inject you with subdermal estrogen and t-blockers, what could I possibly have to gain from force feminizing a respected officer of the RCM? I'm a busy man Harry!" below is attached an image of Evrart Claire, since the tweet is meant to be an impression of him. it's a slightly caricaturish drawing of a pale fat guy with foggy-looking glasses, a veering eye and a big grin. Mia has retweeted this, saying: "I'm going back to my job as a local left party politician tomorrow and I'm realizing I'm just this guy."

a skill check from disco elysium for "composure", with a chance of 42%. below are written the modifiers:
-1 Took the novelty cheque.
+1 Didn't say thanks for it.
-2 The chair is killing you.
+1 But your ass is iron.

text reading: "Can you actually get sweet baby pissfaggot to wear his jacket? I was ... Kim"

a page from the disco elysium wiki, for the achievement "Cause a Shitstorm."
overview:
Description: You brought this onto yourself
Unlocked by: Throwing dirt at seagulls on the west shore.
how to obtain:
1. On Day 3+, leave Kim behind you (you must be alone), then go to the tip of the west shore. Approach the lone tree and interact with the yellow thought orb (requires 9+ Hand/Eye Coordination.)
2. Throw dirt at the seagulls three times. This will trigger a special cutscene, where the birds take their revenge on Harry, shit on him, and the achievement pops.

text from a steam review reading: "I insulted myself in the middle of a dialogue tree and I ended up living under a bridge throwing poo at people. This is a great game for people who defy nonsense ideas of "gameplay" and "fun" and are much more content with reading approximately six full length novels."

the cover of disco elysium featuring kim kitsuragi (middle-aged dark haired asian guy with round glasses and a cool orange jacket) and harry du bois (middle-aged brown haired white guy with weird facial hair and a green jacket), with text overlayed reading "Detectives be like "He's my partner" (eyebrow raised emoji) ooookay (three rainbow flag emojis)

kim kitsuragi (a middle aged asian man with black hair and a pencil moustache, wearing round glasses and an orange jacket) renditioned as a mii character, with text above reading "SOME OF Y'ALL BE LIKE HE'S MY WORLD AND THIS IS HIM"

text from disco elysium, reading: YOU - "Dios mío! (Draw a cross.) A LIBERAL!"

a reddit comment reading "Disco elysium killed my libido after the first walkthrough so please be careful"

abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something

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im losing my shit this is so fucking funny HE IS MY WORLD so real tho i felt pathetic playing de (probably bc i was doing sorry cop by accident) Dios mío! A LIBERAL!

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freakinreal

4 months ago

Trump getting inaugurated on MLK Jr. Day is a hate crime. I don't care what anyone says.

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us politics THIS donald trump

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freakinreal

8 months ago

Day 3 - Loud/Quiet

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sniperscout speeding bullet sniper tf2 scout tf2 sniperscout ship week yapatron 5000 i adore him adhd vs autism type relationship i wanna pinch their cheeks theyre so cuttteeeeeee;(((( scout just like me. i get him such cuties.... i <3 ur art so squishy art style...... i love itttt LOVE IT!

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freakinreal

9 months ago

florida hatsun miku i do not mkae the rules

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hatsune miku vocaloid miku worldwide miku hatsune certified floridian here i can confirm this is accurate yer telling me miku caught that thing? yea sounds right FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA the FUCKING sandals man spot on THE SOCKS TOO FUCKKK OFFFFFFFF real talk i love the sketchiness of the lines here like it makes it feel real idk how to explain it her braids r done rlly well too

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freakinreal

7 months ago

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important frankenstein mary shelley

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freakinreal

1 month ago

Scout sometimes draws too much

Just imagine… 4am, your day off and this little ankle biter is already knocking on your door with a huuuge stack of his new drawings… And yet you let him in. That's crazy but cute

Scout just NEEDS that ego boost, so he shows everyone he can find his masterpieces ---

-- And then he gets shy cuz of compliments. Yep, the most confident here is red as tomato XD

I'm just thinking of Scout who decided to try painting with a brush and paint (landscapes, still lifes maybe), then he liked it (with his ADHD) and then he thought that it's sappy as hell. So he never showed that kind of his drawings to anyone else

And then there was Sniper :D

--- oohh, now my brain's giving me ideas of Jeremy painting landscape on the canvas at the picnic with his kids while they're running around, laughing, enjoying their life…😭

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sniperscout speeding bullet tf2 scout tf2 sniper eating your art SOOO CUTTEEEEEEE T.T I LOVE THISSSS I LOVE IT ALLLL NOMNOMNOMNKMNOMNOM

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freakinreal

4 months ago

a simple drawing of three cats curled up together, each a shade of the trans pride flag. accompanying text reads, "you have to live".

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i must try

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freakinreal

1 month ago

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

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lmfao the rosetta stone...

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freakinreal

1 month ago

Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement

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freakinreal

1 year ago

an incredibly sensitive instrument.

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they mean a lot to me SCREAMINF!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM I LOVE RHEM I LOVE TJRM OH MY GODKSABSHSSXXZ JUMPS UP AND DOWN AND DOES CIRCLES AROUND MY ROO AAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!! MOVE HARRY ITS MY TURN!! ouuughhhh thr colors.. the COLORS!!!!!!!!!! fantastic work here!!!!!!

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