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fools: spy actually hates children including his own son

me: WHERE?? WHAT?? WHAT????

From the comics we have an entire issue where (one of) the punchline(s) is that Spy actually does like kids

(don’t sweat red vs blu too much it’s for the best)

And then Issue 6 is “Spy loves his son for real, dummy”

Personally, the choice of words here is very important: not “I love you”, which any parent can say to their child and mean it while still disapproving of their actions, but “I’m proud of you. I’ve always been proud of you.” Spy likes Scout for who he is despite all the snarking and eye-rolling!! Bitch!!

jay confirmed that spy does genuinely care about scout, and the tom jones disguise was because he was afraid of rejection (can’t find it atm but if someone else could i’d be grateful

also look at him helping scout, despite being the one who got kneecapped

and then how genuinely happy and vibrant he looks in the parts of expiration date where things are going right. no smugness or schaudenfreude. genuine happiness and pride in his dumb little progeny.

not even subtly reverse-psychologizing scout into putting on the date himself (he knows spite is much more powerful than anxiety and self-doubt)

and then being genuinely invested in how it goes

do i think spy is good at being a father? not really! do i think he knows how to show affection and support in a normal or healthy way? not at all! that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like his goddamn kid though. characters can act one way and feel another, like real people!

YOUR ART IS SO EPIC AND COOL I LOVE IT SM can you feed us mentally ill anons some spy dad content!!!! pretty please!!! :3

lmao spy gave scout driving lessons

not for long though.

Lieutenant Cat Kitsuragi

Im sobbing right now because of how much I like your drawings............ Especially the Scout x Pyro ones..... I've never thought of them in this light but you provide BEAUTIFUL context to them I just can't 🥹🥹🥹 They are SO SWEET I absolutely love how Scout adores pyro being cute and innocent and wants to be closer because HELL YEAH!!!!!! I want them to hug sooo much I want them to feel each others warmth and to be kind to each other and and and 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Thank you for your existence I hope your 🍺 is going fine

I've received so many questions from people, and they've given me a lot of comfort. I'm planning to answer every single one of them as time allows—though it might take a really long time. After all, I can't drink every day. 🍺

But I have just one request. Please, don't send such beautiful questions anonymously.

I really want to know who you are.

Anyway, I don't know who you are, but to the person who sent this question—I love you. 🫀❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍💗💖

could you maybe draw lil scout with spy? it would heal my heart 👉👈

Yeah okay

happy trans day of visibility

bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

I love how Nintendo killed all the excitement for the Switch 2 by raising the prices of games by 30 bucks

Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement