I Wrote Chat I Wrote!!!! >_

I think it's absolutely hilarious how the cod fandom has babygirl-ified König

Ah yes, that guy. The guy so fucking huge he wasn't allowed to be a sniper and had to be a human battering ram instead. The guy with an execution move where he just picks someone up and breaks their spine over his knee. That guy? And he has canonic social anxiety?? Amazing.

Yes yes, the infantilization is highly unfortunate, but it's also . kinda funny ??

SHOUTOUT TO PLATONIC, FAMILIAL, AND OTHER NON-ROMANTIC SELSHIPPERS. Yes, your f/o sees you as the most amazing best friend in the world. Your f/o is so thankful that you're their son/daughter/kid/cousin/what have you. Even your pet f/o? You're their best buddy. They feel so grateful that you're in your life. Having an f/o that is platonic is so entirely valid, and trust me when I say that you are supported and seen.

Lore and S/I self-ship ask game! 📚🖋️

When you send in an ask you can choose to specify what canon, or let the receiver decide what canon!

🖋️ Pen: Say a fact about your lore or yourself/self-insert, it can be absolutely anything! Short or long winded!

🎨 Palette: Paint a picture with your words! What is a scene featuring yourself/self-insert that would fit into the source of your f/o? It can be anything!

🧵Thread: What would you/your self-insert wear in the source your f/o is from? It can be multiple outfits or just one! Bonus: Do you have a weapon? If so, describe it or show it!

🎵Music: If you/your self-insert had a theme song, what would it be? Bonus: An extra song that fits you/your self-insert and your f/o!

🩺Doctor: What is the worst injury that you/your self-insert has sustained in canon? If so, what was the cause and did you recover? What was your f/os reaction?

📆Calendar: What was the most special day to date for yourself/self-insert? It could be anything!

🔥Flame: Do you/your self-insert have an enemy? If so, who is it and why are they so hated? What was a particularly heated moment between you two?

🎆Fireworks: Do you/your self-insert have any powers or abilities? If so, what are they and how do they manifest?

🕯️Candle: Do you/your self-insert have a secret? If so, what is it and why do they keep it to themselves? Is it dark and mysterious or something small, yet impactful?

🌧️Rain: What was the saddest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who in canon knows about it?

☄️Comet: What was a moment where you/your self-insert really shined? This can be a badass moment, a moment where you felt important to the overall lore, or just a really cool and important moment!

🌈Rainbow: What was the happiest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who all shared that happiness with you in canon?

Remember to practice rb karma y'all! Keep in mind you don’t have to send me, the creator of this on this blog any asks as this is not my main. But if you want to, feel free to @wisemins! That is my main!

I drew Ifa ☝️

And sorry but with black hair he is just simeon from obey me bahahaha

do you have an s/I who tried to kill your f/o?

imagine your villain f/o tilting your chin up with their weapon and saying "well, well, well, what do we have here?"

proship dni

❤️❣️Reminder: Your f/o’s love for you will never be out of character❣️❤️

SKETCHES I DID TODAY!!! I like how.. some of them came out.. I need to learn how to draw Igor better for some (hopeful) selfship art

Yeah so me and my f/o were walking around town and we saw YOU and YOUR f/o, and we agreed that you guys look perfect for each other. Just absolutely adorable. It made our day, really.

Tag your selfship