I Love When Dori Isn’t Even In A Fic But The Author Still Throws In A Line About How Pretty He Is.

First drawing I’ve ever shared on Tumblr is a quick Bilbo sketch that I just found funny

Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*

Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?

Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.

Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-

Me: They're fucking.

Poor Ori 🤣🤣

Thorin checking barrels for his burglar: Bilbo?? No? Shit

I’m just gonna do this at the top of each chapter lmao

*Dwalin and Ori are quietly sitting while Ori reads and Dwalin cleans his axes*

Dori (busting into the room): You two are having sex!

Ori: We are? Dwalin, why didn't you tell me? I'd have put my book down.

hi guys

Saving this for later

Ch. 116 - Bait and Ghost - The Blind Burglar

“Once we have the Arkenstone and an army of my kin, the Master will be in no position to demand anything!” Thorin insisted. “We don’t have to do anything.”

“Woah. Wait. What?” Bard stopped them. “Army? What are you–” His eyes widened. “Oh, Eru. No. What the hell are you planning? I thought you were headed to the Iron Hills?!”

The Elve shared a look, and Balin shook his head.

“You’re going to the mountain.” Bard understood even without anyone saying anything. “I can’t believe I’m helping you. You’re going to bring the wrath of the dragon down on all of us!”

“Stop being melodramatic, Bard,” Bilbo said. “It’s not cute in a grown man.”

“Oh, pardon me. I suppose I should be grateful you want to stir up the embodiment of death!”

“We’re not going to let the dragon come to Laketown.”

“How are you supposed to stop a bloody dragon?!”

Shrugging, Bilbo said, “We’ll figure something out.”

~~Coming May 5th.

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I have a rly good feeling abt this fic, I haven't gotten to any character interactions yet tho, and it's unfinished, pray for me and anyone who reads this fic xoxo

Bouta make a triangle diagram for the Dwarves and see who’ll go where by Dwarven standards.

Here’s a little peak

1. Handsome - Gloin

2. Pretty - Dori

3. Butt-Fuck-Ugly - Kili

“What’s your favourite animal?”

Me in my recovery arc