Frighteningphallus - Sfw Blog Jumpscare

10/10 dad joke

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

“my daughter is fine” Ma’am your son wants to dress up as a clown and have sex with another trans clown.

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"