"it Was In 2020" Oh So Like A Year Or So Ago. A Couple Years. Im Sorry 5? Did You Just Say Five? Five

sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it