Tf's Going On In Russian Hell's Kitchen

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

This is something you'd see on a fake video game cover in like Drake & Josh. Video Games dot Com

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

mutual did not see the post i reblogged specifically for them. 13 dead, 65 injured.

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

Gifs i made because i got so excited about them. oh my god. oh my god theyre so good.