Have I Gone Too Far

been picking up some patterns lately...

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK?!?!!? but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

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jasper looked at bella like this every time she turned to stare at the cullens in the lunchroom. tell me i’m wrong

Hey girl im consuming a new media

Please make this happen!

I’d watch it

My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”

"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"

the angel of gotham……

phantom of the opera but he’s like a stage mom trying to get his baby dick more leading roles

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager