Frogbirb - Chihuahua Daddy

Me, thinking aftg is going to be about a bunch of gays playing sports and falling in love because I never bothered reading a synopsis:

Aftg:

[x] Bonus:

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I mean, he did get the job he wanted………………from a certain point of view.

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I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Ahh, that’s so nice, harry catching up over the Christmas holidays with moony and padfoot - and uhh… oh geez brace yourselves for a siriusly angry and protective godfather :/

A representation of my thought process at all times

Teen me pre adhd diagnosis just casually disassociating from stress & anxiety👌💯

The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard