If I Bring A Book Someplace It Doesn't Necessarily Mean I Want To Read It Mayb I Just Want To Take Her

That’s the way cool ni🅱️🅱️as do it 🔥👌🏻😂

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Good Omens and the Forbidden book chap 5

Welcome to Herbology class by Mr Crowley

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GO and the Forbidden book chap 4 part 3 Teacher’s first day jitters 😂 As a teacher I confirm 😂 Chap 4 part 2 GO and the Forbidden book, cha

you know 📚🧠, i 🙋🏽‍♂️ get it 😝🤭. being raised 👶🏻🤱🏻 as ⚖️ a superstar 🕺🏽🌟 must be really, really difficult 🙅🏻‍♂️❎ for YOU 👆🏾. always 📆 a commodity 🛋️🙇, never 🙅🏻‍♂️❎ a human being 🙋🏽‍♂️🗺️, not a SINGLE ☝️1️⃣ person🚶in your family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦💖 thinking 💭 you're worth 🏆💰 a damn off 🙅🏽‍♂️ the court 🏟️🏌️. yeah ☑️, sound rough 🥵🤭. kevin 👉🏽🏌️ and i 🙋🏽‍♂️ talk about 📞🗣️ your intricate 🤢🌪️ AND endless 🥵💯 daddy issues 👨‍👦🙅🏽‍♂️ ALL the time 🗓️🕒🕓. i know 🙋🏽‍♂️📖 it's not ⛔ entirely your fault 👆🏾 that you are mentally 🧠 u n b a l a n c e d ⚖️🤹❎ AND infected 🦠😷 with these 🤲🏽 delusions 😣 of GRANDEUR, and I know 🙋🏽‍♂️📚 you are physically 🦵🏼💪🏼 incapable 🙅🏽‍♂️ of holding 🧺 a decent conversation 💬🗣️ with anyone 👥⛔ like every other normal 💯 human being 🙋🏽‍♂️🗺️ can, BUT i 🙋🏽‍♂️ don't think 💭⛔ that ANY of us 👥🙅🏽‍♂️ should have to put up 🤹 with THIS MUCH 📈 of your b u l l s h i t 🙅🏽‍♂️🥵. pity 😣 only gets you so many 👌🏽😷 concessions 📝, and you used yours 👆🏾🤡 up about six (6) insults 🗣️⛔ ago 📆. so please 🙏😔, p l e a s e (x2) 🛐, just shut 🗣️⛔ the ✨🧚‍♀️ fuck up 🧚‍♀️✨ AND leave 🏃 us 👥🙅🏽‍♂️ alone 🥵.

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier

BONUS:

“Ten points to Dumbledore!”

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Now that I have your attention I would like to recommend you guys one of the most talented Jily writers I’ve ever read (and i read a lot of Jily), @petals-to-fish . Read Petals’ stuff, you can thank me later!

Really... such an amazing writer 💕

Me, thinking aftg is going to be about a bunch of gays playing sports and falling in love because I never bothered reading a synopsis:

Aftg:

You didn’t think I was done with Fest, did you?😏 Consider this the ‘bang’ in ‘out with a bang’.  

Summary: The roads a spy treads upon are treacherous lands…

Warnings: Rated M for canon typical violence etc. You know the drill. Extremely unbetaed and has not been play tested/debugged by anyone other than myself so be gentle with the rollbacks lol.

Credits: Ramine (music), Pocket Sound (sfx)

Many thanks to @q00kies and @azure7539arts for motivating me to finally get this project off the ground. 

Download

Pc

Mac

Instructions

Download the folder according to your operating system

Extract the file

Run the game application 

Enjoy the game!

Now that that’s all cleared up…

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found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)

jasper looked at bella like this every time she turned to stare at the cullens in the lunchroom. tell me i’m wrong