This Is So Sweet 🥺🥺🥺

I mean, he did get the job he wanted………………from a certain point of view.

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pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

Today I learned

edward cullen but in the same tone as that mildly pissed off glasses wearing vape guy whose smoke trick got ruined

Preparing for trouble ✨

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The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--

wtf did they get arrested for 😬??