It’s Me. I Am Hot Mess Bf.

found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)

Harry "Can't take a hint" Potter everyone 😂

Cho: *tells Harry the next Hogsmeade visit in on valentines day*

Harry: hmm?? I wonder?? why she’s telling me this?????

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

Me. I'm the goblin friend.

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

i have come to the point in my life where it’s so ingrained in me to do the peace sign that sometimes reflexively do the peace sign alone in my house when i think a peace sign-worthy thought

Hmmm, baby, he is. Cute, you would say. Hmmm, agree, I must

Sometimes family is covern of Mandalorians and one baby yoda

this is the way

there’s something different about him…