Frogbytheriver - J

“To the best of your ability what is or was the color of your mother’s eyes?” - An Eagan Family Portrait 💧

Featuring: Helena, unnamed mother, Jame (unfortunately) and Helly (as a doll)

Closeups of raggedy Helly, baby Helena and unnamed mother

Update: I’ve been informed I can be graded on this if I include an analysis so here it is:

Some jackieshauna x the breeders for all you gay people

part of me from the pilot episode always wondered why a girl like Natalie even ended up on her schools soccer team to begin with now it’s nice to finally have a reason why, apparently from the original show pitch that came out the reason was because it was effectively a plea deal to stop her from getting expelled and that she actually never even played soccer before hand she was just naturally really good at it.

Oh Natalie you deserved so much more from this world ♡

Top Patrick Bateman moments from the book:

-eating expired cereal straight out the box while trying to whistle Hip To Be Square at the same time

-drinking three McDonald’s milkshakes after stabbing a homeless man to death

-sitting up in bed and clapping while a nazi on tv juggles fruit

-immediately stop in the middle of sex so he can run to the bathroom and search frantically for water soluble spermicidal lube

-sob “I just want to be loved” while he’s trying to cook a girl into sausage but it looks like shit cuz he’s never cooked anything before and the tears are blinding him

-put a dollar in a homeless girls cup cuz she’s pretty and that makes him feel bad, but then realize she’s not a beggar and the coffee cup was full so he just fucking stammers and runs away

me when i start seeing signs and making connections that aren’t even there

don't care + didn't ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn't even begin to ponder

'It was the most erotic moment of my life.' - The Antonio Salieri Edition [Amadeus - 1984]