[LI] Is For The Girls Who—

I think everyone should watch Mozart l'Opéra Rock

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

OMG GUYS

I GOT BOTH CARDS I'M GONNA CRY 😭😭😭

I managed to grind 1500 diamonds in the afternoon, I made 10 more wishes and low and behold my fishie came home. I'm so happy 🥹💜

Also the fact that I got Your Fragrance which I've been wanting to get as well for a while is just *chef's kiss* 🤌

It's such a good day to be a Rafayel's girlie 😌

"Voices" by Motionless in White is so Caleb post toring chip.

Ice skating date 🥰

We're not beating the accusations y'all 😭🤣

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Ok, it looked fun so my turn !

Heart : I LOVE THIS

Thumbs up : Not my favorite trope but I like it

OK : I don't really care about this trope, don't particularly like it but don't don't dislike it either

Puppy peeking : Don't like it but will read it if I'm desperate

Mushroom : Absolutely not

something i found

in terms of entirely green or entirely blue i didnt get bingo </3

if u disagree with my choices send me the most 'this will fix you.' fanfic in my ask box. or argue idc

MY ADDENDUMS BC I LIKE TO OVEREXPLAIN also original under the cut

i am so neutral about most tropes its all about delivery jgkdshkdshgdk .... some of the yellow i would even say i dislike but the delivery can make me like it

a lot of the blue ones i would enjoy if there were some sort of subversion from the 'typical'/expected, or there's some layers. like if its an age gap i prefer an older woman-younger man. i like gentle dom and sub. i like necro if its angsty or yandere.

omegaverse is the bane of my existence i'm sorry. it feels like gender roles but if we made it lgbt but also if they were just kinda cishet LMFAOOO but dw i see the appeal! obviously, since theres purple. also i think sex is just funner when ppl do it just because. not because they literally have no choice due to biology

size difference overrated i'm sorry. i see the appeal though.

i made servitude orange but realistically i would enjoy it if its willing/devoted servitude. i was imagining forced servitude i guess.

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tagging @sophiethewitch1 @hana-no-seiiki @arkhamshoneybee @couldeatthatgirlforlunch @obsessivevoidkitten @deviouz

only if u want!

Not enough people talk about Rafayel's moles, its driving me insane

Me reading LADS fanfics at 2 am instead of sleeping