Local High Schooler Finds Out He Experiences Immunodeficiency Due To Always Burning Away Illnesses

Coffee Jelly, and its Subsequent "Drawbacks"

Powerless Saiki Kusuo AU

Saiki was pretty sure someone should have warned him of the effects of caffeine before all this happened.

Teen and Up; 1,242 Words; No Archive Warnings

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An excerpt from a project I'm working on:

Saiki knew it would be a bad day when he woke up.

First, he had a premonition and had to stop the gas station from blowing up because of a stray rock. Then, he got a call from Kuusuke, letting him know he would be over next weekend. After that, his limiter had fallen out, and he’d gotten stuck in a time loop for hours, all before breakfast. 

Finally, to top it all off, he had to take his younger sister to school with him.

“Please, Kusuo, honey?” his mother pleaded, eyes sparkling. “I promised Hana I would see her band today, and Kuriko doesn’t have anyone to watch her…

‘Fine,’ he said tiredly, looking over at his 5-year-old sister, devouring pancakes at a concerning rate. He met his mother’s eyes again, quickly averting his gaze when he saw her glistening eyes. 

“Oh, Ku, thank you so much! I’ll get you some coffee jelly on my way home.” Good grief. He turned away, going through a mental checklist before school. He had all his bags, his homework was done, and Nendou’s favorite ramen shop was closed for the morning, so he should be fine

A slight tug on his pant leg made him look down to see Kuriko staring up at him, mouth wiped clean of syrup and her light pink hair in a ponytail. Her hair was longer than his in girl form - it reached all the way down to her shoulders.

“Kusu-kun, when are we going?” she whined, staring up at him with large, lamp-like eyes. Saiki let out a huff.

‘Right now,’ he said, opening the door and gesturing for her to go before him. She skittered outside, setting off in a random direction that was definitely not the way to get to PK Academy. 

Good grief.

‘Kuriko!’ 

—

After teleporting them both back to his house (no, Kuriko, they couldn’t teleport straight into the school; people would see them), they set off along the stone-ladden path to the academy, Kuriko leaping from stone to stone, determined not to touch the cracks.

“Kusu-kun, are we theeere yet?” she whined back at him, the fourth time in the last fifteen minutes. Could psychics get aneurysms?

‘Five more minutes,’ he said blandly. It wasn’t the truth – without teleportation, they had about ten more minutes until they arrived at PK, but Kuriko didn’t need to know that. 

Of course, he was so focused on making sure Kuriko didn’t kill herself by accident that he forgot to watch out for other life-threatening dangers. 

“Buddy!” Nendou called, slinging an arm around his shoulders. Saiki nearly punched him in the face, but restrained himself at the last second. 

“Nendou!” Kaidou called out, panicked. “You’ll kill him!” Good luck with that.

“What? Buddy never gets hurt!” Nendou boasted, finally looking down at the small child that was staring at him in abject fascination. “Huh? Who’s this?”

Pk psychic trio

I made this a while ago for Halloween, but GENLOSS MASK WOO

Also carpet reveal get hyped people

Kuri-cool!

Just realized I'm probably supposed to blog about me posting a new fic, so...

F/M, Heavily implied Teruhashi Kokomi/Saiki Kusuo

Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kuriko, Teruhashi Kokomi, Yumehara Chiyo, Nendou Riki, Kaidou Shun

After some complications with scheduling, Kusuo has to take his sister to school with him.

General audiences, no archive warnings, 1/1 chapters, 2,371 words

First Corpse - Kuboyasu Birthday Celebration

The car rumbled steadily underneath his feet as Aren outlined the contingency plan he'd made. Luis peered over his shoulder, scoffing.

"What's this supposed to be again, newbie?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. Aren smiled nervously.

"If we hide as civilians along Aster Private-"

Something clattered behind them, and Aren froze, turning around. There was a tense moment of silence.

"We've been hijacked," Luis hissed. "Show yourself!"

A gunshot whistled past Aren's head, and he ducked instinctively. Luis was not so lucky.

"Shit," Aren whispered as Luis collapsed in front of him. He was dead before he hit the floor.

Drabbles for characters' birthdays. They’ll all be lumped onto Ao3 at the end of the month.

Heartbreak - Aiura Birthday Celebration

Mikoto watched the blue-haired girl in front of her with interest. 

"Hey, I ain't judging you, babes. So, love life, huh?" she smiled, watching Teruhashi's face split into a rueful smile.

"Oh, I was just curious!" she exclaimed, avoiding eye contact. Mikoto nodded, reaching out and tilting the crystal ball this way and that. 

"Doesn't seem like you'll date around a lot," Mikoto said. "There's deffo there's someone, though. He-" 

Pink hair.

Aiura froze. Maybe it was someone else...?

The crystal ball slipped from her grasp and shattered with her heart as Kusuo Saiki's purple eyes stared back at her.

Introduction

Hi there! I'm Froogieburgers (FroogieBurger) on Ao3, FrogsBogsAndLogs on Wattpad. This is a blog to check up on how far I am on my current projects, and to look for updates. Any pronouns are fine; I honestly couldn't care less.

I mostly write Saiki K content, though I stray into other fandoms - i.e., the ongoing PJO crossover w/ TDOLSK I have going on. I also write for the Cameron Geller fandom occasionally, if I can manage to get off my butt and do it.

I occasionally engage in Genloss stuff as well, but will likely not write fanfiction for it.

I rarely write ships, but if I do, they will likely not be the main focus of the fic. I will not write smut, but will take requests (as long as I’m comfortable writing whatever is requested).

I can and will procrastinate, so please bully me into writing.

This will be edited to accurately fit the current state of the blog.

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