Minho : What Is Love ?

Jisung: Minho and I were walking down the street Jisung: When someone catcalled me Jisung: And then Minho- Minho: Does anyone need a spare steering wheel?

Genuinely don't know any of the context so I'm just gonna leave this here

So what did Stay learn today?

Chan is unbelievably horny

Lee Know is adorable

Changbin is cutting

Hyunjin and Donatella are actual besties

Han Jisung is a massive weeb

Felix is literally an angel

Seungmin is the DreamWorks fishing kid

Jeongin is a slut

Interviewer: So now that I have your attention-

Minho: You don't have my attention.

Interviewer: Han Jisung.

Minho: I am listening.

Felix: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.

Seungmin: Okay.

Felix: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Hyunjin: Your future self is talking shit about you. Minho: I'm talking shit about me too. He ain't special.

Bangchan : Felix, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Felix: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

SKZ incorrect yearbook quotes

Chan: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Jisung: Well, Minho and I - Minho: *elbows Jisung* Jisung: - wouldn’t know.