Chan: *cooking* Minho, Can You Grab The Meat?

Changbin: Okay I have good news and bad news Chan: Just tell me the good news Changbin: The airbags in your car work perfectly

Seungmin: I fell- Hyunjin: from heaven? Seungmin: no I literally fell- Hyunjin: in love with me? Seungmin: MY ARM IS BROKEN Hyunjin: okay but do you think I'm pretty? be honest

Chan: *hands Jeongin a cup* here, drink some water Jeongin: thanks, dad Jeongin: .....why is everyone staring at me? Minho: you just called Chan-hyung 'dad'. You said 'thanks, dad' Jeongin: what? no I didn't, I said 'thanks, man' Chan: do you see me as a father figure, Jeongin? Jeongin: no! if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Hyunjin: hey, show your father some respect

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Hyunjin: New year, same me because l'm perfect.

*in court* Jisung: *whispers to the Judge* Judge: This has nothing to do with the case Jisung: Can you please ask it anyway? Judge, sighing and turning towards Minho who is on the witness stand: Do you think he's cute? Please be honest

Jisung, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me! Felix: Yeah, Jisung will straight up cry in public. Don't try him. Jisung: Exactly, I will straight up- Jisung: Jisung, tearing up: Felix, why would you say that?!

Seungmin, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Felix: *picks up the baby*

Seungmin: No-

Minho, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Minho: *picks up Jisung* Minho: I'm taking him as compensation