Jisung: Two Years Ago, I Married My Best Friend.

Felix : I think it's really cute how Seungmin always calls Hyunjin " My Hyunjin "

[ everyone turns to Seungmin ]

Seungmin : We here having a conversation about loona's Hyunjin . I had to make a distinction. I didn't want to say " the crybaby twinky Hyunjin " . I had no intentions of being cute

Jisung whispering to Lee know : he could've just said " our Hyunjin " . Pretty sus , no ?

Lee Know whispering back : you've got a point

Genuinely don't know any of the context so I'm just gonna leave this here

So what did Stay learn today?

Chan is unbelievably horny

Lee Know is adorable

Changbin is cutting

Hyunjin and Donatella are actual besties

Han Jisung is a massive weeb

Felix is literally an angel

Seungmin is the DreamWorks fishing kid

Jeongin is a slut

Jisung: Are we still on for tomorrow? Minho: ....tomorrow's our wedding Jisung: I know, I just wanted to make sure

Minho: I want to make the worst merch in the world and then just sit back and watch our fans defend it. I want to see people get cancelled for calling it ugly.

Chan, to JYP: This is in no way my fault.

Chan: You can't move in with Hyunjin.

Felix: Why not?

Chan: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see's you without any makeup?

Felix: l'm not wearing makeup right now.

Chan: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

*Minho and Hyunjin limping into the room with Jeongin*

Chan: What happened!?

Hyunjin, covered in bruises: I fell down the stairs.

Chan, turning to Minho: And what happened to you?

Minho, also covered in bruises: I pushed Hyunjin down the stairs but he grabbed my arm and pulled me with him.

Chan: Oh my god. *to Jeongin* What happened to you?

Jeongin: I laughed so hard I got a nosebleed.

Chan: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. Felix: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

Inspired by Kyubin hiding behind Yoojung in a horror movie while Yoojung was laughing

Jeongin: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Jisung: They do. Chan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Minho: I am your leader, and from now on, you should refer to me as such Jisung: Okay, such