Rie: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way, I am just going to bite you like a rat! 🐀
Chan: They ask me how I manage my members so easily. Chan: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. Chan: Earlier, Jeongin called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Jisung shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Many writers say a blank word doc is their worst nightmare, but for me it's a little too appealing. That fresh start, the white page and a brand new story idea 😋😋 And I wonder why I have so many WIPs
Jisung, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast Minho, the waiter: You're kinda ugly
*Minho and Hyunjin limping into the room with Jeongin*
Chan: What happened!?
Hyunjin, covered in bruises: I fell down the stairs.
Chan, turning to Minho: And what happened to you?
Minho, also covered in bruises: I pushed Hyunjin down the stairs but he grabbed my arm and pulled me with him.
Chan: Oh my god. *to Jeongin* What happened to you?
Jeongin: I laughed so hard I got a nosebleed.
Guys last night I left myself a note saying I should post "fell asleep thinking about bang chan saying the f word <3"
Idk what I was thinking but... that, I guess.
Beomgyu, looking sad out of the window: Nobody thinks what I think.
Soobin: Why the hell should anyone be thinking about hiring a hitman on yourself while also hiring a bodyguard, just to see who is better at their job?
Beomgyu: ...
Beomgyu: What about hiring two hitmen on each other?
Vincent Perronet (1693–1785) was an Anglo-Swiss clergyman of the Church of England, vicar of Shoreham and an early Methodist.
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
Chan: we all have our demons Jisung, pointing at Minho: that one's mine
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