Seungmin: And Here We See Jisung And Felix In Their Natural Habitat. Texting Each Other Variations Of

he got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in slayinogical studies from the university of servington

Minho: Shotgun! Seungmin: Aw, but you had it on the way here Minho: No, I have a shotgun. Minho: *cocks gun* and I want to sit in the front seat

Hyunjin: Ugh, I'm single on valentines day Seungmin: Well, you know what they say Seungmin: Roses are red, violets are blue Seungmin, holding up a bottle: Whiskey is cheaper than dinner for two

Hyunjin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Felix: Neither. Felix: Because it's twelve

Minho, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Minho: *picks up Jisung* Minho: I'm taking him as compensation

Minho: So what's for dinner? Jisung, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret

This is SO their dynamic

Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

Changbin: What's a gender-neutral word you could use for your spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband? *five minutes later* Changbin: I may be stupid.

Minho: What would you like? We have water, coffee, spiders, pepsi or- Jisung: Spiders? Minho: Spiders it is then Jisung: No wait- Minho, already pouring a glass of spiders: