Chan, After Being Awake For 72 Hours: When You've Wimbled All Your Wombles, And You've Jingled All Your

Jisung: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up. Hyunjin: What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”

Being a kpop stan is so crazy like what if someone asked you what your favorite song is and you say 'fairy of shampoo'

Chan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Minho: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Felix isn’t

Beomgyu, looking sad out of the window: Nobody thinks what I think.

Soobin: Why the hell should anyone be thinking about hiring a hitman on yourself while also hiring a bodyguard, just to see who is better at their job?

Beomgyu: ...

Beomgyu: What about hiring two hitmen on each other?

just because physical affection makes me nervous doesn’t mean i don’t want it any less … i promise i really do need a shoulder rub and lots of kisses but i need to be desensitized to it first. it’s too foreign to find comfort in.

Felix: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Minho: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Seungmin: It's called connotations.

Jisung: Try this one on for size. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Chan: Great news! Language is now banned!

Genuinely don't know any of the context so I'm just gonna leave this here

So what did Stay learn today?

Chan is unbelievably horny

Lee Know is adorable

Changbin is cutting

Hyunjin and Donatella are actual besties

Han Jisung is a massive weeb

Felix is literally an angel

Seungmin is the DreamWorks fishing kid

Jeongin is a slut

Devastating anime girl legs 🥺🥺💖😔

today's han jisung of the day is: furiously taking notes

My diagnosis may say high-functioning but I don't feel like I'm functioning very highly.