//vent

Hyunjin: New year, same me because l'm perfect.

cOy will always be one of ooo’s craziest and gayest songs. Junji and Rie writing THIS about each other surpassed so many levels of homosexuality that I feel ashamed for not living up to my full potential.

jisung: i love you and all your flaws

minho: what flaws?

Jisung: Minho and I were walking down the street Jisung: When someone catcalled me Jisung: And then Minho- Minho: Does anyone need a spare steering wheel?

Jay: How do you feel?

Heeseung: *has tears running down his face and has been crying for the past two hours*

Heeseung: *checks his mood ring*

Heeseung: I'm happy and relaxed.

Chan: *hands Jeongin a cup* here, drink some water Jeongin: thanks, dad Jeongin: .....why is everyone staring at me? Minho: you just called Chan-hyung 'dad'. You said 'thanks, dad' Jeongin: what? no I didn't, I said 'thanks, man' Chan: do you see me as a father figure, Jeongin? Jeongin: no! if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Hyunjin: hey, show your father some respect

hyunjin: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

jeongin: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

hyunjin: I don't have time for their problems.

Changbin: What do you think butterflies taste like? Hyunjin: Bad. Changbin: Changbin: How do you- Hyunjin: You asked and I answered, that's all you get.

Rie: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way, I am just going to bite you like a rat! 🐀