40,000 Years Ago, Early Humans Painted Hands On The Wall Of A Cave. This Morning, My Baby Cousin Began

I went to a psychic, and she told me that I would be totally heartbroken in 14 years. 

I felt so bad about this, I went and got a puppy.

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

I’ll be 18 in September and I’m petrified.

You're 17 and 4/5ths right now, you're not aging up a full year, you're just gonna be a few months older than you are right now. Time moves on, the numbers keep going up, the numbers are meaningless.

Whats that song that goes like “in love with the shape of you”

Watching a tumblr post I’ve seen on actual tumblr appear in a YouTube compilation or on some other app always feels like how I imagine wild life photographers must feel when they see an animal in the zoo they’ve photographed in the wild.

AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!

how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character

knights of wind and truth