Heeppy Hoolida

The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch

Not set in a retirement home but this also reminds me of the Miss Marple books

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

“In my friend, I find a second self.”

c.s. lewis / my best friend by the coral / @slugspoon (alivia horsley) / @billypotts / hanya yanagihara / ‘after party ll’ salman toor / the kids aren’t alright by fall out boy / a summer’s tale / lorde / hanya yanagihara / abed and troy (community) with a winnie the pooh quote @weelezzer / isabel norton

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Everyday I’m reminded about how awful the animes treatment of kunikida is.like oh my goddddd

Like!!!! Why cut this out.bones u ugly fucks!!!!. Let him have his moments and character complexity!!!! PLEASE

ALSO LET HIM BE FUNNY AND SWEET !!!!!! HE IS SO FUNNY

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

And then I drew Kunikida Doppo from Bungo Stray Dogs for my patron Giornocado ❤