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Latest Posts by fruitpunchsamurai16 - Page 2
Just imagine being Adolin, the resident “normal dude” for a second throughout the books. Oh the crab people you were fighting ? Turns out they’re actually the native people of this world & also fucking your brother. Speaking of brothers, you have an extra one who you already have a homoerotic relationship with but that’s not that big of a deal. He’s also dead right now but he does that all the time so whatever. Your streak of bad luck with dating? Oh look you found the perfect magic wife good job. Just kidding she’s actually like 4 people & also stuck in cognitive purgatory. Also your dad is god, dead & also killed your mom but you got a message from your god-dad saying he was sorry right before he became your dead dad & honestly that’s all you really need. Also also you’re getting slutshamed by your sword, who is now your leg too.
& then you’re still just like “I’m the last normal guy in the age of the radiants”.
Brother.
is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both
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how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character
Sending out the love to all my fellow donut-house-builders.
It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
“May I?” “You may.”
have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else
Puppies on Roshar
Malata the Pharaoh Hound
Adolin the Golden Retriever & Renarin the Labrador Retriever
Veil the Greyhound & Shallan the Shiba Inu
Szeth the Chihuahua
Kaladin the Tervuren & Tien the Corgi
Navani the Poodle & Dalinar the Sarplaninac
Mayalaran the Chinese Crested Dog
Syphrena the Cavalier Spaniel
Pattern the ...?
Oh man when Kaladin and Syl are dancing and I realise I started the Way of Kings as a depressed 12 year old 12 years ago and now me and Kaladin have both grown together and he's been there through all of it and now I'm crying because yeah I deserve to be happy too
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
Going insane over the fact that Dalinar never learnt that Adolin forgave him and died thinking his son still hated him oh my god
I can't believe they saved the world through the power of therapy, being a Really Good Dude, severe childhood trauma, and homosexuality
I think, so far, the most shocking part to me in those 1300 pages was the sentence "My husband Szeth." Me
knights of wind and truth
WARNING: MASSIVE WIND & TRUTH SPOILERS DO NOT ENGAGE IF HAVEN’T FINISHED (some cremposting for those who have)
I want to have deep thoughts about WaT but my brain is just going ✨💖Adolin!!!💖✨ on repeat
Like. Finally got a fashionable badass cape. Got called a slut by his own sword. Cares about everyone he meets so so much and is an incredibly successful leader because he’s genuinely just friends with everyone. Brilliant strategist. Older brother extraordinaire. Lost a leg and remained one of the best swordsmen on the planet. Fought a Fused with nothing but a candelabra and sheer willpower. Had an identity crisis the entire time. Brought his sword bestie and literal dozens of other spren back to life with nothing but the power of love and friendship. I love him so much 💖
It's fucking me up that no one knows Kaladin still lives. Everyone thinks he's dead. Bridge Four can't hold out hope that he lives because Szeth and Masha buried his corpse. Lirin and Hesina lost their eldest son again. And none of them know that Kaladin is a Herald, because all Szeth knew was that he was killed by a Shardblade and Ishar is gone. The only people who know are the Wind and maybe Wit, and I doubt that either of them are going to spill that secret. Crying over Kaladin again.
So this is how that scene went, right?
AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!
sorry i'm still not over the fact that azir is a light in the darkness of roshar ??? they saved that city with nothing but love and the refusal to give up as long as a sliver of hope remained. even when they learnt reinforcements weren't coming, even when they lost the dome, even when it felt like all was lost, they kept going??? and this was the one battlefield without a radiant force??? this was ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO REALISED HELP WOULDN'T ARRIVE IN TIME AND SAVED THE DAMN CITY ANYWAY?? i'm emotional i need to sit down (i am already sitting down)
battle of azimir you will always mean so much to me <3
funniest line in the book, doubled by the fact it was halfway through an extremely important battle
A (devastating) Christmas present from Mr. Stroud himself, posted to Twitter.
Be warned: spoilers for The Hollow Boy.
