Reblog This Picture Of Me Holding A Family Size Box Of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d Really Appreciate It.

I'm bringing this dumpster fire into 2024 babe

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people if they're white!

For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.

HA brits suck at something more than at food point and laugh at the chuffed brits everyone

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

Tom and Harry grow up together fics, Harry goes into the past fics, Harry and Voldemort share dreams fics, Voldemort wins AUs fics, Harry raises Tom fics, Voldemort raises Harry fics, bottom Voldemort, top Harry, top Tom- I don't careee

Just give me my two men and put them next to each other and I will devour it.

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying