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“You don’t even have a sword!”
“… I don’t need one.”
🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻
Arthur’s response, probably.
Well, well, well. All the missed opportunities with an overly protective Merlin showing everyone who’s boss with his spectacular magic and Arthur just choking in the background because what do you mean this man’s voice lowers 18483 octaves when he calls his dragon?
Unfair, just unfair.
I mean, Arthur was probably like:
Arthur, whispering: Can’t believe I’m dying over here, while my manservant is hot.
Merlin, lighting up a fire without touching it: Said something?
Arthur, sweating even harder: Can’t believe I’m dying over here, while I haven’t done a squat.
And then he dies.
No, I mean, truly. He actually dies.
Have a great day.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Tyler Owens in one scene: “Kates from New York, can’t trust a thing she says”
Tyler Owens in the very next scene he’s in (it’s the next day): completely believes her when she says she’s getting them drinks
u just know bones is gonna make this panel into the most diabolical fish eye ever
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
“You are Poseidon’s son.”
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”
YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD
Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.
I’m afraid
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off
i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice
Myself included tbh
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
i know we're all sick to death of hearing about duck penises but it is genuinely so important to me that you know: male ducks regrow their penis every mating season! that is all
Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand