I Love Taking Lil Naps, But I Always Wake Up Feelin Like I'm Missing Somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'

"Get me a collar." "Collar me, please." "I want a collar..."

Well, I got you a collar. And, you're crying? What? You don't like it? Is this not what you had meant?

*Shocks you again*

Say thank you.

Hypnotic pink frilly panties that turn anyone who wears them into a brainless giggly bimbo doll

pathetic sex crazed tboys who wake up hard at 4 am and immediately have to start strokin it need your help! cum in them NOW!

perverted big bros always get free nudes just sayin

listen up chat, my weird sexualisation of appalachian folk music got me wondering. do any of u play instruments?

getting drunk as fuck hehe

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

nggrgrhrrrhrhh thinking about being made into someone’s lab rat of a puppy…

literally drooling at the thought SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

i just want horny dms from men old enough to be my dad. horny dms from middle aged dudes into faggy tboys with psychosexual issues. is that too much to ask