Whiney Sad Pathetic Dads

boys who want to be kidnapped or treated like an actual pet or manipulated or intoxicated are the sweetest things on this earth and i don't make the rules

I need pussy from a boy that’s also a dog

we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Meow :3

woof :3

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

Owners make sure to remember!

Puppies have sensitive noses for a reason! They love it when you grab a fistful of their hair and shove them into your crotch. They're sure to be nice and pliant after having been so thoroughly overwhelmed with your scent.

Make sure to experiment with shoving your puppies muzzle into other spots as well!~

"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

“Little love” “my dove” “puppy” “pretty boy” “doll” “babydoll”

My legs are spread so so wide you don’t understand guys