To Be A Tree

anyway just a reminder for the myth lovers out there

king arthur was welsh. merlin was welsh. camelot was in wales. the lady and the lake she pops out of; welsh. excalibur; magic inanimate welsh object. etc.

on the way to see family, i drive past a lake that in which is welsh legend, is the last resting place of excalibur.

i’m just saying in my experience a lot of these legends had been so anglo-fied in the past and it’s like, all this cool shit is celtic welsh legend.

I had the best drink today, it was half orange juice half sprite and strawberry puree shalen in the orange juice it was really good

Man do i love frozen stawberries that i crushed up in sugar

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

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recruitment season by jenny nuo is out and oh my god my life has never been better

Jenny nuo is my hero and her music is so good and they are all so relatable adn a;lksdhf;jhsadfgklj;asdhfg

also she has a discord!

If there is one thing that’s never worked, it’s trying to legislate sex work out of existence.

im just a little guy who wants to tell them that

I love them. I would love them even if we were just friends with no romance i would still love her. she just reaches into my soul and pulls out the peices that need to see the sun and as the diety they are they shine her celestial light upon it. She makes me feel seen. she makes me feel open and wanted and I want them to feel the same.

one time i was just randomly talking abt spiders georg to myself and my mom is like wtf is that adn i ended up having to explain to her what memes were and how this particular set of memes made a whole group of poeple understand outliers and statistics easier and then she goes ahhh i see, i coulda used a spiders goerg when i was in college.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted