I Have Drawn A Big Pig Whose Name Is Pig And He Eats Aeful Husbands Untill Noyhing But Teath Are Left.

And remember folks, as we say here on the show....

Always get consentacles before you fuck those tentacles!!!

Thank you and good night!

you know a good sob would be fantastic right now

just a little cry for a little guy

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

incorrect they were like rocks

to put in your mouth

adougieation system

i was actually never taught how to dougie, the amarican education system is so bad here

If there is one thing that’s never worked, it’s trying to legislate sex work out of existence.

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

the christ gang must think im one of them cause i cant escape and i desperately wish i could

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism